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Saturday, May 1, 2010

WHAT ARE THE SIGNS OF JEJEMON PEOPLE?

Sign that it is a jeje you are dealing with is that he (they are most commonly masculine) seems to have low intelligence.

This is because:

1. they can not express themselves in the English language as good as an average person
2. it seems that their kind is simply dumber.
3. Their names are also often begun with "El" then followed with a random spanish or portuguese word.
4. they put too much letters and symbols in everyword they say even in their god damn NAMES or ALYASES.

JEJE-Similar to hehehe but more like a naughty chuckle coming from the back of your throat.
For instance, used while plotting an evil plan.

EX. 1. I'm going to make that guy look like such a zaris..JEJEJE

ex. 2. "omg! my sister farted" jejeje
ex. 3. 3Ohw phOwh eVeR1yBhOodY! jejeje!
ex. 4. pFroUwd 2 b @ jEJ3mOn!




You want to see a JEJE-Alphabet ?!




At eto pa. Isang Jejemon Resume ?!



Oh mga JEJEBUSTER. Asan na kayo? Labas na! Patayin na natin sila. :D

2 comments:

Kill All Jejemons said...

Jejemons love to read Wattapad and watch those shit movie stuff like 'Diary ng Panget' and 'She's Dating The Gangster'. Sila ang modernong version ng mga DUKHA sa Pilipinas.

Anonymous said...

it doesn't mean if you love to read wattpad you are jejemon baka ikaw yan