Pages to ponder.

Monday, May 24, 2010

May Bakla sa Pulis?

Wow. Proud to be a PULIS.



Aanhin mo pa nga naman ang damo kung siya ang KABAYO?! WHEW! LOL.

Diyosa ng Kagandahan!

"Nakaligo kana ba sa dagat ng basura... o ito ang mukhang basura?!"

 May asim pa daw siya kahit sa edad niya. MY GULLY! Hahaha. Tignan mo naman ang bulaklak sa tenga niya. KATAKOT! Pero take note pantay ang blush on niya. Parang binugbog ng sampong bakal boys sa kanto. ROAR! May hawak pala siyang wand. Hehe. Oh I mean flower. Hahaha. Flower girl? Hehehe. :) Katawa talaga to. OVER!

Sunday, May 23, 2010

VIDEO: Bieber walks into door

Justin Bieber slams the glass door. I dont know, maybe hishair saved his head. This is really funny. Click on the link below so you could see the video.


VIDEO: Bieber walks into door

Pinoy Knock Knock Jokes

Cashew Nut.

Don’t tell me you’re sorry Cashew Nut. ~ ( Take A Bow )


Ginabing Kokey.
Just dance, ginabing kokey. Dadoodoom. ( Just Dance )


Come back to me.


Come back to me bok ang puso.
Wala ka ng magagawa kundi sundin ito. ( Kapag Tumibok ang Puso )


Kangkong, Kangkong, Greenwich, Tomato.


New York..kangkong, kangkong, greenwich, tomato.
Now you’re in New York! New York! ( Empire State of Mind )


Sinigang.

Sinigaaang! Sandal ka lang. At wag mong pipigilan.~ ( Sandalan )


Solusyon.

Solusyon, sa Visayas, at sa Mindanao! ( Wowowee )


Civil War.

Civil war ang tunay na mahirap.
Civil war ang tunay na may malasakit. ( Manny Villar Political Jingle )


Inday.

Indaaaaaay will always love you. ( I will always Love You )



Phone na Nokia.

Phone na Nokia, di sinasadya.
Di kayang magtapat ang puso ko. ( Paano na Kaya )


Kamuning.

Kamuning get me, get me, get me.
Baby i’m yours. Kaamuning get me. ( Get Me )


Russian Patay.
Wise men say, only fools Russian,
patay can’t help, fallin in love with you. ( Cant help Fallin in Love )


Terminal.

Terminal..
every now and then i get a little bit lonely.. ( Total Eclipse of the Heart )


Alfred.

Alfred my wings and i learned how to fly.. ( Breakaway )


Bumili ng bagong folding bed.

Bumili ng bagong folding bed, Mad at You! ( Mad )


Pikachu.

No, I don’t wanna go to bed (pikachu). ( Mad )



River boat.

River boat young when I first saw you. I close my eyes. ( Love Story )


Lady Gaga.

Kung Lady Gaga ka.. sa piling ng iba.. ( Kung Liligaya Ka )


Para, Mamang Taxi.

I’m your biggest fan,
I’ll follow you until you love me.
Para, mamang taxi. ( PAPARAZZI )


Nido, Gatas.

I Nido boo, gatas see you boo..
and the hearts all over the world tonight.
said the hearts all over the world tonight. ( With You )


I-autoload mo ako. How much? Magkano?

Nothing’s gonna change my love for you,
i-autoload mo ko. how much? magkano?

( Nothing’s gonna change my love for you )


Soon to Open: Pan de Manila.

Uno, dos, tres, soon to open Pan de Manila.



Pritong Saba, Pritong Mani, Sinigang, Kare-kare.


Pritong saba, pritong mani, sinigang, kare-kare. Hallelu— Hallelujah.



Kabag Again.


Now i’m speechless, over the edge of this breathless. I never thought that I would catch this, the kabag again. ( Lovebug )


Melon, Kangkong, Mais, Gulaman, Talong.

Melon kangkang mais gulaman. Maari bang mag-talong? ( Nandito Ako )



Kinurot ko. Kinurut-kurot ko pa.


Kinurot ko. Kinurut-kurot ko pa.
(intro - always be my baby - mariah)


The Hill and Cow.

The hill and cow ang sigaw ng puso ko.
Ikaw ang nasa isip ko. ( Dahil Ikaw )


Honda.

Honda first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me.
( 12 days of Christmas )


Honda ulit!


Honda wings of love!
Up and above the clouds the only way to fly,
is Honda Wings of Love. ( On the Wings of Love )


Pacquiao.

But it’s over now. Come on and take Pacquiaooo ( Take A Bow )


Lasengga.

All lasengga ladies. All lasengga ladies.
Put your hands up! ( Single Ladies )



BDO.

Watch me on your BDO Phone. BDO phone. ( Videophone )



Dina Bonnevie, Gary V.

Dina Bonnevie my lover, Gary V with my friends. ( Wannabe )


Lactum.

I Lactum move it move it!


Pulis may wang-wang.

Pulis may wang-wang-wang!
Shorty fire burning on the dance floor. Ooh~


Tuna Pie. Tuna limit, tuna wall.

Tuna pie, tuna limit, tuna wall~ for a chance to be with you i’d rather risk it all. Tuna pie, tuna fever come what may! ~ ( Through the fire )


China.


Chinaaa~ ika’y muling makita ko.
Damhin ang tibok ng puso mo. ( Sana )


Mighty Mouse.


Mighty mouse outside Chicago.
Can’t stop driving I don’t know why~ ( Someday Well know )


Coca Cola.

Coca cola lang sana ang iyong minahal,
di ka na muling mag-iisa. ( Kung ako nalang sana )



Little Manuel.

I’m not crazy, I’m just a little manuel. I know, right know you can’t tell.



Lesbians.

So lesbians, lesbians for love.
Lesbians, lesbians tonight! ( Last Dance )


MOA.

Girl you know MOAAA, girl you know MOAAA. (birthday sex)


Thesis.

Thesis the moment, my final test. ( This is the Moment )


Cheesy palaman sa tasty.

No he ca’t read my poker face (cheesy-palaman-sa-tasty).
popopoker face popopoker face. ( Pokerface )


New Zealand.

New Zealand ka sa mundong ito.
Laking tuwa ng magulang mo. ( Anak )



Joana.

I joana close my eyes! I joanna fall asleep.
( I dont wanna miss a thing )

APARTMENT's PERFORMANCE ( PBB TEEN CLASH 2010 )



Bret- AMAZING! CUTE! GREAT!
JENNY- CUTE! The piano loves her! WHEW!
JAMES- NO WORDS CAN DESCRIBE YOU!
CARSON- I'M HAPPY YOU'RE VOTED OUT!

Buy one now! GLEE!

Glee: The Music, Volume 3 Showstoppers (Deluxe)Glee: The Music, Volume 3 Showstoppers (Deluxe)

Grab a copy of this Volume now! I love it! :D

Doodle with PACMAN!




It's the 30th Birthday of Pacman! HAPPY BIRTHDAY PACMAN! Not referring to Manny Pacquaio though. But wait there's a catch, Google has put up a fully playable Pac-Man level right in its image. At first it looks like a regular doodle, but if you wait for a few moments, it "unfreezes" and becomes fully playable, retro sounds and all!

ENJOY!

KICKASS Movie!

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I just watched Kick Ass awhile ago. MAN! Its awesome. The movie is really funny, plus Sir Nick is there. Hahaha. I just cant stop loving the movie. I know I'm a little bit exaggerated but hey! the movie is really hot. Like HOT HOT HOT! And take note, even if the main character has curly hair, he is actually cute. Hahaha. And based on the ending, I think this movie has a sequel. I'm craving for the next part. Whew! You should try to what this. I'm sure you'll enjoy it. Promise!

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Parlor Scene Part II

Sa parehong parlor din nayun. Ay salon pala. Kasi sosyal daw ang salon. May pumasok na 45 year old na lalaki magpapagupit.


Hairdresser: Ano po ang gupit niyo sir?

Customer: Umm. Gusto ko magmukhang bata. Yung gupit na pambata ah?

Hairdresser: Ok po. Assistant. Pumunta ka ng pharmacy. Bumili ka ng PACIFIER. Bigay natin sa kanya. Gusto daw niya magmukhang bata!

Customer: ( Nalumpo. Nagkapolio. Lumuwa ng dugo...)

Parlor Scene Part I.®

Isang umaga may customer na pumasok sa isang parlor. Naabutan niya ang isang magandang manggugupit na bading.

Hairdresser: Sir, ano po ang gupit niyo?

Customer: Ahh. Simple lang. Linisin mo lang buhok ko. Yung malinis.

Hairdresser: Ahh ok cge. Assistant! Pakikuha nga ang walis diyan. Lilinisin daw natin buhok niya!

Customer: ( Labas mata! Duguan... )

Word of the Day!

Dang-

It means the least valuable but; a jot: Alteration of DAMN. [dæŋ]. interj & adv & adj. A euphemistic word for damn.

e.g.
"I dont give a dang!"

-- Whew! So thats the meaning of "dang". Me and my friends used it as a term of endearment. In exchange for friend, kabigan, joh, pare, mare, par, best, etc. Nako! Hahaha. So were calling ourselves damn! Hahaha. :P Our bad! ROTFWL.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

American Idol: Final two revealed!

Justin bieber performed. Perez Hilton spotted. And now what? CASEY JAMES out! Too bad for Casey. But thats his destiny. I think he is not worth it to be in the finals. Why? He is not as good as Krystal and Lee. Thats it! Simple as that. So now the real battle begins. The battle between Krystal Bowersox and Lee DeWyze. Im so excited on what will happen next week. That will happen at the Nokia Theater. Who do you think will win?


For me, LEE DEWYZE will win this year. LMAO! I dont know. He is really good. Or should I say, he is the best. His voice is amazing. And he is cute. Thats it! Especially his eyes. Hahaha. :) For now, mark your calendar. Idol finale. :D

LIGHTWATER

purity + electrolytes + no sugar = guiltless hydration


if you're kinda wondering, the inspiration for lightwater came from study of tiny plant cells + how they are able to choose + absorb only the purest form of water to make them grow. [you can't see them on the move but they are a hardworking bunch deep inside.] unline spring water, which is just there with animals swimming in it + leaving a trail of unwanted stuff... without much second thought, we chose to follow our clean + green friends' technique in removng all of the impurities + pollutants [all bad stuff in short.] found in water. what we're left with is rejuvenated water just as pure as nature intended. we then add a kck of those amazing elctrolytes, potassium, magnesium + calcium, [ without the sodium a.k.a mr. salt]. this dynamic combo packs a bottle that helps tone, soothe + moisturize your skin + gives your body a deeper + cleaner hydration.


I LOVE THIS WATER. Light. Clean. Well balanced. Water at its purest form. ENJOY!

GAGA's Tweet!

Lady Gaga


"I am, perhaps a complicated person.+love seems to me,a complicated thing. But when I look at u, littlemonsters, its so simple. Love is easy."

--10 hours ago.

Lindsay Lohan's lesbian cougar lover.

HOT COUPLE: A masked Lindsay Lohan, 23, gets cozy with photographer Indrani, 36.Linday Lohan has been reportedly seeing and dating a lesbian cougar photographer in the name of Indrani, 36 years old.

Indrani told The Post, "We have been spending a lot of time together. I have never had a relationship with a woman before, but Lindsay is just somebody who I find fascinating, gorgeous and extremely smart, as well as super-hot."


"Lindsay and Indrani have been seeing each other since we shot her last fall," he said. "I've seen them on dates, I have seen them making out . . . Indrani is a good influence on Lindsay. She is the opposite of a party girl -- a Princeton graduate, she's into art and is a philanthropist -- not what you'd expect the typical girl for Lindsay to go out with

 
SOURCE: TMZ.

Quotes ni Bob Ong

Marahil marami sa atin ang nakapagbasa na ng mga akda ni Bob Ong. At marami narin sa atin ang napahanga ng manunulat na ito. Isa sa pinakagusto ko sa kanya ay ang mga makabagong salawikain na nabuo niya. Astig! Super tagalog ah!



Eto ang ilan sa mga quotes from Bob Ong himself. Naks!


►. "Lahat naman ng tao sumeseryoso pagtinamaan ng pagmamahal. Yun nga lang,
hindi lahat matibay para sa temptasyon."

►. "Gamitin ang puso para alagaan ang taong malapit sayo. Gamitin ang utak
para alagaan ang sarili mo."

►. "Huwag mong bitawan ang bagay na hindi mo kayang makitang hawakan ng iba.
"

►. "Huwag mong hawakan kung alam mong bibitawan mo lang."

►. "Huwag na huwag ka hahawak kapag alam mong may hawak ka na."

►. "Parang elevator lang yan eh, bakit mo pagsisiksikan ung sarili mo kung
walang pwesto para sayo. Eh meron naman hagdan, ayaw mo lang pansinin."

►. "Kung maghihintay ka nang ng lalandi sayo, walang mangyayari sa buhay
mo.. Dapat lumandi ka din."

►. "Pag may mahal ka at ayaw sayo, hayaan mo. Malay mo sa mga susunod na
araw ayaw mo na din sa kanya, naunahan ka lang."

►. "Hiwalayan na kung di ka na masaya. Walang gamot sa tanga kundi
pagkukusa."

►. "Pag hindi ka mahal ng mahal mo wag ka magreklamo. Kasi may mga tao rin
na di mo mahal pero mahal ka. Kaya quits lang."

►. "Bakit ba ayaw matulog ng mga bata sa tanghali? alam ba nilang pag
natuto silang umibig e hindi na sila makakatulog kahit gusto nila?

►. "Hindi lungkot o takot ang mahirap sa pag-iisa kundi ang pagtanggap na
sa bilyon-bilyong tao sa mundo, wala man lang nakipaglaban upang makasama
ka."

►. "Kung nagmahal ka ng taong di dapat at nasaktan ka, wag mong sisihin ang
puso mo. Tumitibok lng yan para mag-supply ng dugo sa katawan mo. Ngayon,
kung magaling ka sa anatomy at ang sisisihin mo naman ay ang hypothalamus mo
na kumokontrol ng emotions mo, mali ka pa rin! Bakit? Utang na loob! Wag
mong isisi sa body organs mo ang mga sama ng loob mo sa buhay! Tandaan mo:
magiging masaya ka lang kung matututo kang tanggapin na hindi ang puso,
utak, atay o bituka mo ang may kasalanan sa lahat ng nangyari sayo, kundi
IKAW mismo!"

►. "nalaman kong hindi final exam ang passing rate ng buhay. hindi ito
multiple choice, identification, true or false, enumeration or fill-in-the-
blanks na sinasagutan kundi essay na isinusulat araw-araw. Huhusgahan ito
hindi base sa kung tama o mali ang sagot, kundi base sa kung may kabuluhan
ang mga isinulat o wala. Allowed ang erasures."

►. "Wag magmadali sa pag-aasawa. Tatlo, lima, sampung taon sa hinaharap,
mag-iiba pa ang pamantayan mo at maiisip mong di pala tamang pumili ng
kapareha dahil lang sa kaboses niya si Debbie Gibson o magaling
mag-breakdance. Totoong mas importante ang kalooban ng tao higit anuman. Sa
paglipas ng panahon, maging ang mga crush ng bayan sa eskwelahan e
nagmumukha ring pandesal. Maniwala ka."

►. "ayokong nasasanay sa mga bagay na pwede namang wala sa buhay ko "

►. "hinahanap mo nga ba ako o ang kawalan ko?"

►. "hindi dahil sa hindi mo naiintindihan ang isang bagay ay
kasinungalingan na ito. at hindi lahat ng kaya mong intindihin ay
katotohanan. "

►. "Kumain ka na ng siopao na may palamang pusa o maglakad sa bubog nang
nakayapak, pero wag na wag kang susubok mag-drugs. Kung hindi mo kayang
umiwas, humingi ka ng tulong sa mga magulang mo dahil alam nila kung saan
ang mga murang supplier at hindi ka nila iisahan."

►. "Mag-aral maigi. Kung titigil ka sa pag-aaral, manghihinayang ka
pagtanda mo dahil hindi mo naranasan ang kakaibang ligayang dulot ng mga
araw na walang pasok o suspendido ang klase o absent ang teacher. (Haaay,
sarap!)."

►. "Mangarap ka at abutin mo. Wag mong sisihin ang sira mong pamilya,
palpak mong syota, pilay mong tuta, o mga lumilipad na ipis. Kung may
pagkukulang sa'yo mga magulang mo, pwde kang manisi at maging rebelde.
Tumigil ka sa pag-aaral, mag-asawa ka, mag-drugs ka, magpakulay ka ng buhok
sa kili-kili. Sa bandang huli, ikaw din ang biktima. Rebeldeng walang
napatunayan at bait sa sarili."

Monday, May 17, 2010

10 Ways to Boost Immune Health

Maybe most of us are wondering on how to avoid having colds, flu and other illness. Our immune system is the key source. If you have strong immune system then there is a big chance to avoid this common illness. Here are some wyas to boost your immune system:

1. Drink your lemons. Lemon is the ideal food for restoring acid-alkali balance. Drinking freshly squeezed lemon juice in water, or adding it to tea, salad dressings (in place of vinegar), baking or cooking, helps maintain the body's internal "climate" at a pH which supports healthy bacteria instead of the viruses and harmful bacteria which thrive in more acidic environments. Apple cider vinegar is another great way to improve your body's alkalinity, but the taste of lemons is much more pleasant!

2. Give your body an herbal boost. Hundreds of herbal supplements and tinctures exist to give the immune system additional support during the winter. I recommend essential oils (especially my favourite winter blend, Thieves) as an excellent source of immune-stimulating compounds, and the rawest and most natural form of any medicinal plant, but there are other supplements which can be effective. Fresh herbs and whole food remedies are always preferable over packaged herbs or supplements, since they have a much higher potency and frequency and your body absorbs more of their value. See also Essential Oils Fight Cold and Flu.

3. Get a full night's sleep. Everybody's different: your body may need anywhere from 6 to 10 hours of sleep each night. Whatever your personal sleep requirement is, get it! Sleep has been linked to balanced hormone levels (including human growth hormone and the stress hormone, cortisol), keeping weight down, clear thinking and reasoning, improved mood, and vibrant, healthy skin.


4. Eat plenty of protein. Protein is a building block for a healthy body, mind, and immune system. Diets low in protein tend to be high in carbs which convert readily to glucose, spiking blood sugar and stressing the pancreas and the immune system.

5. Drink plenty of water. This is almost, but not quite, a given; most headaches occur because despite the number of reminders, people still aren't getting enough water! Headaches and thirst are both signs of dehydration. You should be drinking, in daily ounces, half your body weight in pounds. (i.e. Body weight in pounds, divided by 2 = number of ounces of water per day.)

6. Stop drinking coffee. Contrary to recent marketing as a source of antioxidants, chocolate and coffee are two of the worst things you can do for your immune system and your health. Caffeine robs your body of minerals and vitamins, and it dehydrates you. If you drink coffee, make sure you add an additional two glasses to your water intake per cup of coffee. A mineral supplement helps to offset caffeine's damage, too.

7. Worse yet is the impact of refined white sugar. If you do only one thing to boost your immune system, eliminating sugar will do the trick. You will see noticeable results in your energy levels, weight distribution, immunity and your ability to think clearly when you break the cravings and stop eating refined sugar. Many holistic nutritionists consider sugar a drug for its impact on the human body; some practitioners are known to prioritize eliminating sugar from the diet over recommending that people quit smoking. Healthier sugars such as agave and stevia do exist, but avoid artificial sweeteners; they are even worse than cane sugar.

8. Stock up on raw fruits and vegetables for their antioxidants, vitamins, minerals, fibre and enzymes. The nutritional content that you receive from raw fruits and veggies is unparalleled. Many vitamins, including C, are antioxidants and will protect cells - including those of your immune system - from damage by toxins in the environment. Dark-coloured produce (berries, kale, broccoli) tends to be higher in flavonoids, polyphenols and other antioxidants. The perfect source of minerals is seaweed, which is sold dried, but can often be found raw (dried at low temperatures to maintain most of the enzymes and nutrients) in health food stores.

9. Spend some time out in the cold. Snowball fight, anyone? Exercise can make a noticeable difference to your health and happiness by releasing endorphins. Most of us spend 90% of our lives indoors, inhaling dubiously filtered air and other people's germs, so take every opportunity to get outside. Time spent outdoors in the cold also stimulates the thyroid gland.

Finally...

10. Nurture yourself. Make sure you take time to yourself, spend some time with friends, and indulge yourself in a massage, a hot bath, or an energy work session when you want one. Our bodies respond to our emotions - if you're feeling harassed and anxious, it can manifest in a sore throat or a cold. Create a space within yourself and your living environment for harmony, self-love and joy (giving thanks, prayer and blessing the abundance in your life and of the world around you helps). Pay attention to warning signs of sore throat or exhaustion so you can keep them from getting worse. Take a "mental health day" every few months to make sure your emotional needs are met. When you're happy, you're far less likely to get sick.



SOURCE: http://naturalmedicine.suite101.com/article.cfm/10_ways_to_boost_immune_health

Sunday, May 16, 2010

JEJEMON VS. JEJEBUSTER

Jejemon:

...eOoW foUh.
...fWeDeh foEhH mK!pFagTexcMeYtzZ fOehH ??



_-_- mEyY LaBvH iSs fOR yOwhe-_-_


Jejebuster: MAMATAY KANA!


Jejemon:

...tEnxXz fOeHhH
...nOewH gwAh yOewh fOeHhH??




_-_- mEyY LaBvH iSs fOR yOwhe-_-_


Jejebuster: PUTA KA! GET A LIFE!


Jejemon:

...aHhH gAnOwnE fOeHhH vAhH!
...kTaMadD nGah fOeHhH ??
... fAnOehH foEhH vAhH mAhG gEtTzXz nG lyFf ??
... mAeEn kNaH fOeHHh ??



_-_- mEyY LaBvH iSs fOR yOwhe-_-_


Jejebuster:

Ok.


Jejemon:


... kTmAaDd fOehH nUhh ??
... kHeEt aQoeHh tNaTamAdD !!
... sIngLEe ckAh fOeHh ??



_-_- mEyY LaBvH iSs fOR yOwhe-_-_


Jejebuster:

LEAVE ME ALONE! GO BACK TO YOUR MOTHER'S WOMB! KILL YOURSELF! STOP TEXTING ME!


Jejemon:

...tEcxSs yOeHh fOeHh l8Eer !!
...bUsYy mOwEd fOehH mUnAhh AqOewhh.
...nGatZzz. tOoK cArE !!
...mWahXxX !!
... TeCeehH !!



_-_- mEyY LaBvH iSs fOR yOwhe-_-_



Jejebuster: ... ( Di na nagreply! )




--END--

Moon and the Planet Venus: Unusual view of the Moon.



Last night while I was riding the jeep going to the church for the mass, I was mesmerized by the view of the moon. It's as if a start is inside the crescent moon. The same symbol on the flag of turkey. And like the symbol of the muslim people. I missed the chance to take a picture of it but gladly I saw a picture from a friend's profile. The unique appearance was that planet Venus on top of the crescent Moon in the night sky.

What's the meaning of this phenomenon? To think it is the same symbol of the Muslim people?

KRIS AQUINO, Angel in Disguise!

Kris Aquino is really taklesa. Yesterday on The Buzz, again she showed her attitude of being taklesa. She is really funny when she and Boy Abunda interviewed actor Jake Cuenca. She said, she is the new Kris. It's like there is a Halo above her head. The new and renewed Kris Aquino. And she is really funny. When they asked Jake if they say I love you (referring to Melissa Ricks), then Jake answered it indirectly. So Kris told him, "Just answer Yes or No!" in a not so nice manner. And the she said, "Ayan sinasapian na naman ako ng lumang Kris". Nakakatawa talaga si Kris. Grabe siya! Then she interviewed Coco Martin. Ayun. Nakakatawa talaga yung pangyayaring yun. Hayy. I guess Kris should not leave the country. Yes sometimes she is obnoxious, but thats her personality. At dun siya sumikat. Hayaan nalang natin siya. She has many good intentions not just for celebrities but also for the common people. Right? At saka nakakatawa talaga siya. Sobra. And she will be back on SNN today. And on Kung Tayo'y Magkakalayo next Monday (24th of May). And she even said, "Mabubuhay na si Celine sa Monday. Surprise kung paano siya mabubuhay. Surprise!".

Bret Jackson singing "Can't Stand It' By Never Shout Never [PBB TEEN CLA...




WOW. Bret of PBB. He is so cute and his voice is like, so amazing. Sakit my head! Hahaha. LMAO.

Justin Bieber, Skinhead!

Wow. Isn't he cute on this picture? Even though I miss his bangs, look at those eyes. PERFECT! Good luck kiddo. Sing more!




AVATAR on DVD now Available.

Avatar (Two-Disc Blu-ray/DVD Combo) [Blu-ray]Avatar (Two-Disc Blu-ray/DVD Combo) [Blu-ray]

Wow. I was uplifted by this movie. You should grab your copy now. Its one amazing ride. Enjoy!

Charice - "Pyramid" Featuring Iyaz - Official Music Video

Bubble Gang Bitoy Bathroom Dance

Friday, May 14, 2010

Word of the Day!

Burnik

Hair around the anus and/or along the perineum. Usually catches poop that eventually dries, especially when using tissue paper only. Or leaves.


"Pucha Pare, nag sixty nine kami ni Marjorie kagabi. Ang kapal ng burnik chong! I love it!"

WHATA CONVERSATION?!

Just happened today. Naguusap kami ng kawork ko. Mumi RJ. Nag uusap Kami about a person. Kawork din namin. May pagka sira ulo kasi ang babaeng yun. Itago nalang natin siya sa Pangalang FLOR SIRAULO.

Mumi: Alam mo kasi Jopay, ang mga Marbles* natin sa utak are intact. Eh siya, loosen na ang mga Marbles niya.

(*Refer to some parts of the brain. TURNILYO! SCREW! Ganun!)

Jopay: Ahh ganun ba Mumi. Parang CO* lang. CO as in Cira OLO. Hahaha.

(*Gay linggo meaning crazy, SIRA ULO, baliw!)

Mumi: TAMA! TAMA! Kasi Jopay nakakatako pag bigla mo yung niloko baka saksakin ka ng ballpen.

Jopay: KORAK! Nagdedwell pa siya sa past niya kaya ang mukha niya, mukhang past!

Mumi: Medieval!

Jopay: PRIMITIVE!

BOTH: TAMA!

Baklang Baklang Kanta ( Gay Song )

Song Title: Bubuka Ang Bulaklak ~ Group of kids forming a circle that opens and close like a flower, then one person (the "queen") would go in the circle would dance to the tune of boom tiyaya.

Bubukesh and floweret ~ Bubuka ang bulaklak (the flower will open)
Jojosok ang reynabelz ~ Papasok ang reyna (the queen will enter)
Shochurva ang chacha ~ Sasayaw ng chacha (she willl dance chacha)
Pa jempot jempot fah ~ Pa kembot kembot pa (with swinging hips)
Boom tiyayavush chenes ~ Boom ti yah yah



Song Title: Pen Pen de Sarapen ~ Rhyming chant like eenie meenie miney mo.

Pen pen de chorvaloo ~ Pen pen de sarapen
De kemerloo de eklavoo ~ De kutsilyo, de almasen (kutsilyo=knife, almasen=warehouse)
Hao hao de chenelyn de big yuten ~ Haw, haw de karabaw de batuten (karabaw=water buffalo, batuten=stinky)
Sfriti dapat iipit ~ Sipit namimilipit (claws that pinch)
Goldness filak chumochorva ~ Ginto`t pilak namumulaklak (gold and silver flourishing)
Sa tabi ng chenes ~ Sa tabi ng dagat (next to the sea)
Shoyang fula, talong na fula ~ Sayang pula, tatlong pera (red skirt, three pesos)
Shoyang fute, talong na mafute ~ Sayang puti, tatlong salapi (white skirt, three pesos)
Chuk chak chenes, namo uz ek ~ Sawsaw sa suka, mahuli ay taya (dip in vinegar, last is out)

So GAY story! ( Gay Linggo Translation )

Tom Jones ang mga bekla kaya gora ever sa mall para lumafang. Una nilang jonta ang nyudkort, kaya lang maraming utaw. Go naman sa Nyorbaks, kaya lang can't afford pala ang drama ng iba. Sey nga ni Kimberly, Mahalia Mendez daw ng kape, juwi na lang siya later para mag-Nescafe. Warla ngayon si Georgette, ang Rica Boom Boom ng federasyon. Tom Cruise na talaga siya't wai na patience, kaya shuwag ever siya sa kanyang chimini ah ah. "Yaya, dalhin mo ditech ang anda," sey ng bakla.

Translation:
"The gays are very hungry so they went to the mall to eat. First they went to the food court, but there's a lot of people. Then they went to Starbucks but most of them can't afford the price. Kimberly said that coffee is expensive, that's why she'll just drink Nescafe at home. Georgette is not present, the prettiest of all gay. She was too hungry and was very impatient that's why she called her maid. "Yaya, bring the food here" says the gay."

BATHROOM DANCE- MICHAEL V.

Lyrics:

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Oooh-ooh! O-O! O-O! O-O-O!

Napapa Bathroom Dance

A-A-Ayan na, La-la-Labas na

Gaga Malala, Para kong Old Man [x2]

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Merong nangyaring nakakainis,

May nakain yata ako na panis,

Himihilab [lab lab lab] Himihilab.

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Parang may tama nasira ang t’yan,

‘Wag niyo sabihin sakin’g ok lang yan,

Himihilab [lab lab lab] Himihilab.

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Parang na-impatso,

San kaya ang banyo,

Sirang-sira Sira ang Tyan.

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*Chorus*

Kagat ng labi namimilipit sa sakit,

Napapa-Bathroom dance,

Nagkandarapa sa pagmamadali ang tindi,

Napapa-Bathroom dance,

[Oooh-ooh! O-O! O-O! O-O-O!

Napapa Bathroom Dance, [x2]]

A-A-Ayan na, La-la-Labas na

Gaga Malala, Para kong Old Man

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Huwag kang humarang sa banyo inday,

baka sa urinal ako bumigay,

Humihilab [lab lab lab] Humihilab.

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Bwisit na biko na merong latik [hey!],

Kumukulo ngayon ang tyan ko lintik,

Humihilab [lab lab lab] Humihilab.

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Parang na-impatso,

San kaya ang banyo,

Sirang-sira Sira ang Tyan.

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[Repeat Chorus]

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Okoy, Ice cream, Candy, La-ing, Siopao, Beer, Gravy [x4]

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Kagat ng labi namimilipit,

Nagkandarapa sa pagmamadali,

Jeux tot lang yon pero parang hindi,

Jeux tot lang ba ay nakakadiri,

[ay nakakadiri! x2, para kong old man! x2],

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[Repeat Chorus]


Michael V. is awesome. WALANG KUPAS! Kami ng mama ko tawa ng tawa kagabi. Sobrang galeeeng! I love Michael V. YEY!

Carson of PBB, unleashed!


WHATDA?! NICE ARMPIT! AMPUTEE!



SEPIA MODE! PANG PORNO!




Miley Cyrus Dirty Dancing Video.


London, May 14 (IANS) Teen sensation Miley Cyrus is once again in a controversy – a video featuring her doing dirty dance with producer Adam Shankman was posted on the internet.

The clip of Miley’s provocative dance, who was only 16 at that time, was posted on video-sharing website Youtube. But now it has been removed from the site, dailymail.co.uk reported.

The obscene dance took place in Georgia last year at the cast wrap party for ‘The Last Song‘, which was produced by the 45-year-old Shankman.


SOURCE: http://www.lazybuzz.com/2010/05/miley-cyrus-in-dirty-dancing-video/

The Truth About Tricia Santos .

Kabarkada ko si Pat A.K.A. Tricia, I’m from Ateneo de Davao and batchmates kami.




Yes she’s only 14. We’ve been friends for years, but nung 2nd… year kami, I started to go away. She’s influencing me to drink, go partying all night with college boys na hindi nga namin kilala. Maniwala kayo ohindi. Yes totoo, she’s pretty, talented, she can dance, she’s goodin playing volleyball. dami naming pinagdaanan niyan kaya kilalangkilala ko na yan, hindi yan MAHINAHON MAG SALITA ;D hindi nga Triciatawag diyan eh. Hindi ko siya sinisiraan, sinasabi ko lang. Kasi foryears na nagkakilala kami, hinding hindi ko narinig tumulong yan salolo niya for charity work ;D ;D ;D Acctually before siya sumali ngPBB, Nagsinabunutan sila ng Mom niya ng buhok, si Tita frida, dahilpinipilit niya itong payagan siyang sumali, eh BAGSAK BAGSAK SI TRICIA,Magsusummer class dapat siya for Mmath. Andun ang isa pa naminkabarkada sa bahay nila nung nanyari yun. SUWAIL na anak Nung unanga kaya siya lumapit sa barkada namin, dahil wala na siyang kaibigan,Lahat sa school ayaw sa kanya. Eh pano, suwail talaga. Sumasagot sa mgaguro, hindi marunong rumespeto.

Source: http://www.candymag.com/teentalk/index.php?topic=193440.75

ROBIN on WOWOWEE!



We are all aware of what happened between Willie and Jobert, and for many days now, Willie haven't seen on the noontime show. And now, ABS-CBN advised that they will have a temporary replacement of the said host (Will). Guess who? It's Robin Padilla. IDOL!. I'm sure that will bring a new flavor to the show. But ofcoarse I hope that everything between Will and Jobert will be fix in time. But for the mean time, Robin will take over for a week. I'm so excited. Goodluck Binoy! :D

TOP TEN MOST FOLLOWED ON TWITTER

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1. ashton kutcher (aplusk)                                                                  
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2. Britney Spears (britneyspears)                                                      
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3. Ellen DeGeneres (TheEllenShow)                                                 
 4,600,377

4. Lady Gaga (ladygaga)                                                                     
3,980,130

5. Barack Obama (BarackObama)                                                       
3,937,359

6. Kim Kardashian (KimKardashian)                                                
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7. Oprah Winfrey (Oprah)                                                                   
3,523,278

8. John Mayer (johncmayer)                                                               
3,265,534

9. taylorswift13 (taylorswift13)                                                           
3,180,123

10. Twitter (twitter)                                                                               
3,170,133

MORE INTERESTING FACTS

1. Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.

2. Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

3. The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.

4. No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.

5. Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

6. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

7. Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.

8. The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

9. The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.

10. A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.

11. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class.

12. Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

13. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

14. The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

15. Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

16. The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

17. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

18. Marilyn Monroe had six toes. (rumor)

19. All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public.

20. Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

21. Pearls melt in vinegar.

22. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

23. The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

24. It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

25. A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why. (Or does it? http://www.acoustics.salford.ac.uk/acoustics_world/duck/duck.htm)

26. The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.

27. Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains all the letters from the word 'criminal.' The second was William Jefferson Clinton.

28. Turtles can breathe through their butts.

29. Butterflies taste with their feet.

30. In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.

31. On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.

32. On average people fear spiders more than they do death.

33. Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.

34. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

35. Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

36. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

37. It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow. (or can you? http://www.uvm.edu/~dfisher1/random/elbow.jpg http://www.uvm.edu/~dfisher1/random/elbow2.jpg)

38. The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.

39. A snail can sleep for three years.

40. No word in the English language rhymes with 'MONTH.'

41. Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.

42. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. SCARY!!!

43. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

44. All polar bears are left handed.

45. In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies,

including their eyebrows and eyelashes.

46. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

47. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

48. 'Go', is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

49. If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall. Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.

50. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

51. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

52. Almost everyone who reads this will try to lick their elbow.

INTERESTING FACTS!

1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it)



2. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it)



3. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

(In my next life I want to be a pig)

(How'd they figure this out, and why?)



4. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Still can't get over that pig thing)

(Don't try this at home...maybe at work?)



5. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

(And pigs get 30-minute orgasms? Doesn't seem fair)



6. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmmmmm........)



7. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

(If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?)



8. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

(From drinking little bottles of...?)

(Did taxpayers pay for this research??)



9. Polar bears are left handed.

(Who knew....? Who cares? How'd they find out, did they ask them?)



10. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)



11. The flea can jump 350 times its body length.

It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes...can you imagine?? And why pigs?)



12. A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.

(Creepy)



13. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

(Honey, I'm home. What the....)

(Well, at least pigs get a break there...)



14. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(In my next life I still want to be a pig ... quality over quantity)



15. Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Oh, Geez) (That's almost as bad as catfish)



16. An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

(I know some people like that.)


17. Starfish don't have brains. ( SO PATRICK IS REALLY DUMB?! )

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Party Pilipinas! FAILURE!


SOP now changed to Party Pilipinas, or Party Kamuning as referred by my friends, wasn't that successful. The show is boring, dull and do not even entertain us. Sorry but we are saying the truth. Its as if the dancers haven't had their regular practice, the hosts are not even cheering the performers compared with ASAPXV. But we appreciate that they are going to different locations. The good side of PP is that they changed their director. I would not mention his name. Don't force me. STOPPP! Ok fine! LOUIE IGNACIO. Not a fan of him. NEVAR! His ideas are not that appealing to the viewers. WALANG DATING baga! No offense. These opinions are not just from me, but from my friends also. I hope Party Pilipinas will change everything. LMAO! What I mean, they should work hard and show the people of the Philippines, that it can stand by its name, PARTY PILIPINAS. Goodluck.

Greyson Chance, INTERNET SENSATION.



After posting his performance on youtube, PAPARAZZI, he caught the attention of the producers of "The Ellen DeGeneres Show". A twelve year old, sixth-grade now a new hit sensation. Watch for of him on youtube. :)

XLR8, P-POP Emerges!





XLR8 (pronounced excellerate) is an 8-member boy group from the Philippines created by Viva Records. In March 2010, XLR8 had their official first stage performance on Party Pilipinas. The song the boys performed was called "You're So Hot", which became their first single. XLR8 a boy group was one worldwide phenomenon that Filipino artists and producers were not able to adapt to local tastes. We are usually so good in these things. We hear a new sound from the US and you can bet that within a few weeks there would be a Pinoy version.

XLR8 is made up of Aki, Carlo, the twins MJ and MM, AJ, Kiko, Arkin and Caleb. They are young, attractive, talented and very hardworking. They are now regulars in the Sunday variety show Party Pilipinas on GMA 7. Hopefully, they will put an end to the Pinoy boy group curse.


XLR8 MEMBERS

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Full Name: Adrian Justine Muhlach AKA AJ
Birthday: May 20, 1992
Height : 5′7
Weight : 136lbs.
Instrument(s): vocals, guitar, drums, piano and flute
AJ has show business in his blood. His father is Cheng Muhlach. Aga Muhlach is his half-brother. He is nephew to movie queen Amalia Fuentes and cousin to Niño Muhlach. What he loves most is music. He plays the guitar, drums, piano, flute and loves to dance. He looks up to John Petrucci, Joe Satriani and David Cook. He likes sleeping and watching Mythbusters on the Discovery Channel. He also appeared in commercials like Poten Cee Vitamin C and Mama Sita BBQ Marinade Commercial. AJ has also wanted to act and work with his brother in a film someday.



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Full Name: Arkin Del Rosario Jr. AKA Arkin
Birthday: December 23, 1992
Height : 5’7’’
Weight : 130 lbs.
Instrument(s): vocals
Arkin is the acting XLR8. He grew up listening and dancing to the music of Michael Jackson and 'N Sync but somehow got sidetracked and landed in professional theater. At 11, he discovered that a renewed interest in singing. He then began appearing in professional stage plays like Florante at Laura, El Filibusterismo, Ibong Adarna and many others showcasing his incredible talent. Geleen Eugenio eventually introduced Arkin to Viva. He has also appeared on television and was already thinking about a career in acting when the chance to join XLR8 came along. He is now back to his first love — singing and dancing. Arkin believes that when people point out your weaknesses and makes fun of you, it’s an opportunity for you to rise above.



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Full Name: Torio Hideaki AKA Aki
Birthday: August 21, 1991
Height : 5’7’’
Weight : 140 lbs
Instrument(s): vocals
Aki was born and raised in Japan of a Japanese father and Filipino mother. He opted to make his home in the Philippines because he wants to be in show business. His career experience includes regular stints in Walang Tulugan with the Master Showman and the defunct SOP (Philippine TV show). as a singer and dancer. He is a big fan of Westlife. He likes halo-halo, taho, noodles and adobo. He speaks Japanese and Tagalog.


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Full Name: Caleb Santos AKA Caleb
Birthday: February 21, 1992
Height : 5’10’’
Weight : 132 lbs.
Instrument(s): vocals, guitar, and drums
Caleb learned to sing in the church choir. Despite his busy schedule with XLR8, he continues to be active in church activities. It was at church where he learned how to play the guitar and drums. That is also why he considers the Christian praise and worship band, Hillsong United as his major influence. He also likes the music of Jay Sean and Jason Mraz and misses the old computer games. He always lead the prayers and encouraging others in every struggling moment. Caleb believes that the fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom.


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Full Name: John Carlo Lazerna AKA Carlo
Birthday: October 22, 1991
Height : 5’9’’
Weight : 140 lbs.
Instrument(s): vocals
Carlo is the video game addict of XLR8. He is seldom without a game going on no matter where he is. He started loving singing at age 13 and would eventually appear at dance recitals and later on in Walang Tulugan with the Master Showman at GMA Network. His musical influences include the King of Pop, Michael Jackson, who he idolizes so much for creating a revolution in the music scene. He also is tremendously influenced by K-pop, J-pop and Anime Songs that he loves listening to as it gives him inspiration to conceptualize their own P-pop style. He likes watching animé and shows like Phineas and Ferb, The Simpsons and Spongebob. Carlo believes that the best blaze burns the brightest when circumstances are at their worst.


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Full Name: Meljohn Magno AKA MJ
Birthday: February 22, 1990
Height : 5’7.5’’
Weight : 120 lbs.
Instrument(s): vocals, songwriting, drums, organ, guitar
MJ is one of the Magno twins. At the age of 16, MJ knew that he loves singing and performing in front of many people. Together with his twin MM, they usually perform in special family occasions to the amazement of their relatives and later on would take voice lessons to improve their craft. Aside from playing numerous musical instruments like drums, organ and guitar, he is an ace in composing new songs. He is in fact making his songwriting debut in the group’s album with the songs Dance With Me, I Love You Girl and Ms. Beautiful. He has appeared in GMA shows like SiS (TV series), Walang Tulugan with the Master Showman and All Star K!. MJ knows how to give the best shot for an opportunity and he knows how to make good use of it.


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Full Name: Melmar Magno AKA MM
Birthday: February 22, 1990
Height : 5'7
Weight : ?
Instrument(s): vocals
MM is the twin brother of MJ. He loves dancing and playing musical instruments. He has appeared in various celebrated shows like ASAP (variety show), Wowowee, Tayong Dalawa, SiS (TV series), Walang Tulugan with the Master Showman, All Star K! and The Buzz. He is a self-confessed showbiz addict. He started singing at the age of 6. He was a veteran in joining school competition that helped him improve his trade. MM dreams of becoming King Of Pop and conquering Asia like Rain. He has studied in Dominican College Sta. Rosa Laguna.


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Full Name: Francis Albert Ramos AKA Kiko
Birthday: February 28, 1992
Height : 5’7’’
Weight : 145 lbs.
Instrument(s): vocals
Kiko is the grandson of Ben Delgado, the first Pinoy crooner to become a success in Las Vegas. But while he can certainly dish out those sentimental ballads with feeling and has performed in stage musicals, what he really loves is dancing to R&B and hip-hop music. As a result of this combination, he likes Michael Bublé and Josh Groban and K-pop and J-pop. He has a crush on JoJo. He likes shows such as America's Best Dance Crew and So You Think You Can Dance, and films like Harry Potter and Notting Hill (film). Kiko believes in “No Pain, No Gain” mantra.

BIG MIKE OFF IDOL!





MICHAEL "Big Mike" LYNCHE was voted off American Idol on Wednesday as the singing show came down to three great singers, namely Krystal Bowersox, Lee DeWyze and Casey James.

His rendition of Michael Jackson's theme song "Will You Be There" from the movie "Free Willy" received a lukewarm reception from the judges on Tuesday.

And next week will be a new exciting week since the three finalist will go back to their hometown before the ride to finale.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

► 101 Ways to say "I LOVE YOU"

1. Watch the sunset together.

2. Take showers together.

3. Back rubs/massages.

4. Listen to classical music and cuddle in the dark or w/ blacklight. ♫

5. French Kiss. :P

6. Hold her w/ hands inside the back of her shirt.

7. Whisper to each other.

8. Cook for each other.

9. Skinny dip.

10. Make out in the rain.

11. Dress each other.

12. Undress each other.

13. Kiss every part of their body.

14. Hold hands.

15. Sleep together. (Actually sleep with each other, not sex)

16. One word: Foreplay.

17. Sit and talk in just underwear.

18. Buy gifts for each other.

19. Roses.

20. Find out their favorite cologne/perfume and wear it every time you're together.
21. Wear his clothes.

22. Find a nice secluded place to lie and watch the stars.

23. Incense/candles/oils/blacklights and music make for great cuddling/sex.

24. Kiss at every chance you get.

25. Don't wear underwear and let them find out.

26. Kinky is bad; Blindfolds are good.

27. Lightly kiss their collarbone and their jawbone just below the ear, then whisper I love you.

28. Bubble baths.

29. Go for a long walk down the beach at midnight.
30. Make love.

31. Write poetry for each other.
32. Kiss/smell her hair.
33. Hugs are the universal medicine.

34. Say I love you, only when you mean it and make sure they know you mean it.

35. Give random gifts of flowers/candy/poetry etc.

36. Tell her that she's the only girl you ever want. Don't lie.

37. Spend every second possible together.

38. Tell her that she doesn't have to do anything she doesn't want to. And mean it.
39. Look into each other's eyes.

40. Very lightly push up her chin, look into her eyes, tell her you love her, and kiss her lightly.

41. Talk to each other using only body language and your eyes.

42. When in public, only flirt w/ each other.
43. Walk behind her and put your hands in her front pockets.

44. Put love notes in their pockets when they aren't looking.

45. Clothes are no fun.

46. Buy her a ring.

47. Keep one of her bras somewhere where you see it everyday.

48. Sing to each other.

49. Read to each other.

50. PDA = Public Display of Affection.

51. Take advantage of any time alone together.

52. Tell her about how you answered every question in math with her name

53. Draw. (If you can)

54. Let her sit on your lap.

55. Go hiking and camp out together in the woods or on a mountain.

56. Lips were made for kissing. So were eyes, and fingers, and cheeks, and collarbones, and hands, and ears.

57. Kiss her stomach.

58. Always hold her around her hips/sides.

59. Guys like half-shirts.

60. Take her to dinner and do the dinner for two deal.

61. Spaghetti (Ever see Lady and the Tramp?)

62. Hold her hand, stare into her eyes, kiss her hand and then put it over your heart.
63. Unless you can feel their hear beating, you aren't close enough.

64. Dance together.

65. Sit in front of a roaring fire and make out/make love.

66. I love the way a girl looks right after she's fallen asleep with her head in my lap.

67. Carry her to bed.

68. Waterbeds are fun.

69. You figure it out.

70. Do cute things like write I love you in a note so that they have to look in a mirror to read it.
71. Break every one of your parent's relationship rules for them.

72. Make excuses to call them every 5 minutes
73. Even if you are really busy doing something, go out of your way to call and say I love you.

74. Call from your vacation spot to tell them you were thinking about them.

75. Remember your dreams and tell her about them.

76. Ride your bike 8 miles just to see them for a few hours.

77. Ride home and call them.

78. Tell each other your most sacred secrets/fears.

79. Somehow incorporate them into any kind of religion or worship you have.

80. Be Prince Charming to her parents. (Brownie Points)

81. Act out mutual fantasies together. (Not necessarily sexual)

82. Brush her hair out of her face for her.

83. Stay up all night to think of 101 ways to be sweet to them.

84. Hang out with his/her friends. (more brownie points)

85. Go to church/pray/worship together.

86. Take her to see a romantic movie and remember the parts she liked.

87. Cuddle together under a full moon on a clear night.

88. Learn from each other and don't make the same mistake twice.

89. Everyone deserves a second chance.

90. Describe the joy you feel just to be with him/her.

91. Make sacrifices for each other.

92. Really love each other, or don't stay together.

93. Write a fictional story about how you met/fell in love, etc. and give
it to them.

94. Let there never be a second during any given day that you aren't thinking about them, and make sure they know it.

95. Love yourself before you love anyone else.

96. Buy her a charm bracelet/necklace w/her name on it.

97. Dedicate songs to them on the radio.

98. Fall asleep on the phone with each other.

99. Sleep naked together.

100. Stand up for them when someone talks trash.

101. Never forget the kiss goodnight. And always remember to say, "Sweet dreams."

NATURE LOVER!

: WOW! WOW! WOWOWEEE!
: HEP! HEP!
: HUUUUURAYYYY!
: HIP! HIP!
: HUUUUUURAAAAYYYYY!

DIYOSA. :)



Natatangi ang pagbabalik ng mga DIYOSA.... Mula sa tubig, sila ay umahon ngayon sa lupa upang ibagbunyi ang paglaganap ng kagandahan nila.



FROM LEFT TO RIGHT...

JUDAY- Sige pa! Squat pa! Pampalaki ng ass yan! Ahhh?! Huminga kapa!!!

MOOMAY- Oo! Deadma ako! Bakit?! Masama?!

ROSALKA- .... ( NO COMMENT NALANG! )

MS. FU-TO?!- Counterpart ni MR. FU. Meyyyganooon?!

BUBBLES- Mukhang walang paraisong paparoonan ito. Swimwear palang diba? Anong say mo?!

ROSALINDA- PURO TINIK. PURO TINIK. MAY AMOY!


JENNYLYN MERKADOW- GUMAPANG KA SA LUPA!

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Tuesday, May 11, 2010

ANGELES CITY OFFICIAL ELECTION RESULTS.

Mayor
1 MAMAC, Rodelio Sr. H. 13,810
2 NEPOMUCENO, Francis L. 33,206
3 PAMINTUAN, Edgardo D. 59,404 -- WINNER!

Vice-Mayor
1 CADIANG, Crispin N. 10,528
2 VEGA, Maria Vicenta L. 59,954 -- WINNER
3 ZALAMEA, Ricardo M. 30,477

MEMBER, SANGGUNIANG PANLUNGSOD of PAMPANGA - ANGELES CITY - LONE DIST

1 ABREA, Rodel T. 20,846
2 AGUAS, Jericho G. 54,225
3 ALEJANDRINO, Jeremias M. 25,763
4 BAÑOLA, Ma. Luisa D. 15,305
5 BIAG, Lener D. 4,657
6 BONIFACIO, Joseph Alfie T. 41,038
7 BUCUD, Paulo N. 11,350
8 CRUZ, Mario D. 5,687
9 DE GUZMAN, Bernardino N. 13,281
10 DELA CRUZ, Efren C. 32,433
11 DEL ROSARIO, Rafael Jr. L. 30,988
12 DIZON, Rico S. 18,044
13 GUECO, Reynaldo N. 24,536
14 INDIONGCO, Alexander P. 44,750
15 LACSON, Danilo D. 39,530
16 LAGMAN, Valentino M. 20,005
17 LOPEZ, Angelo Justin I III O. 37,755
18 MANIAGO, Ruben P. 32,099
19 MORALES, Maricel G. 46,879
20 NEPOMUCENO, Bryan Matthew C. 43,976
21 NUNAG, Alex M. 4,597
22 PAMINTUAN, Abelardo Jr. C. 17,162
23 PAMINTUAN, Edgardo Jr. D. 39,286
24 PANGANIBAN, Arnel C. 15,603
25 PINEDA, Lilia M. 10,631
26 RIVERA, Willie B. 41,652
27 SANGIL, Jesus S. 40,841
28 SIMEON, Rodolfo T. 26,705
29 SULLER, Arvin M. 45,300
30 TAN, Andres G. 5,642
31 TECSON, Dave M. 2,365
32 TOLENTINO, Romeo L. 5,177
33 YEEN, Robert M. 10,647


*SOURCE: http://www.gmanews.tv/eleksyon2010/provincialcount/PAMPANGA

FUNNY FRIENDSTER PROS. :DDDD

I was trying to look for funny things on the web. Then, I came across this multiply site: http://joinky.multiply.com/journal/item/4

Here. Have a taste of the FUNNY PROFILES> ( I bet you will like this! LMAO!) I just had a headache while reading this. Even got Internal Hemorrhage. LMFAO!


1) Ayumi
Occupation: student
Companies: rockers companies!
Hobby: chating!!
wants to meet "pretty girls!! only!! hehes!!" (Bakit kaya installment? Read this with feelings for maximum appreciation. Complete with the pauses.)

2) -GEniE Lou-
aBouT me???? (Eh kailangan pa ba namang i-reiterate na about you ito?) A persOn wHo is veRy conservative, have positive outlook in lyf, suMtyms I brEak pRomises dat can cause someone angry w/ me (Grrrrr!!! Nakakagalit talaga!) .... im very productive person... everytime i do some task or deeds i will make a plan 1st b4 i go 4 it. im very fond ! in listening 2 musizzzz im da type of person dat tells frankly (And Frankly would be... your best friend's name?)

3) jOnah-nUevE 'kikAy fOe RiL'
Companies: oN mAh hiStOry.. wYL i WAs On A mAll hOppiNg.. sUmvody GAve mE A stArstruck fOrM... HAhA! itz kinDA wEiRD.... wAtZ uP wit dAt huH? (What's up with YOU???)

4) -aNnA-
MaArtE,SEnSItive, SuPlAdITa, FRiEnDly, fAshiOnIStA, KikAy, AtTraCtiVe AnD EveRytHinG NiCE THaT Was Me!! (Was ba talaga?) MaTaLinO (ThEReS N o OnE IN THiS WoRLd hAs stUpId MiNDs) (You might want to reconsider this.) mAaRte aKo PeRo InDi AkO mAlAnDE-jUZ DOn'T EvEr jUdGe Me cOz yOu dONt mE aT AlL.... (Huh?) AND ..... YoU MuZ ReMEmBeR eVeRYtHinGs hAs a reAsONS..... DoNt ! DArE mE COz YoU DoNt knOw wHaT CaN I dO (Eh parang clueless ka din naman eh.) SoMe peopLe dOnT UnDErSTaNd WhAT Is my aTtItUde BUt dOnT JuDgE aNyOnE...... .. i pRoTeCT my fRieNdS...aNd pRoTeCt YoUrs :) (I sure will-from you.)

5) catherine joyii
Affiliations: Catholic (Bang!)

"dont lyk pipol hu r very: PLASTIKS, pa EPAL, LIARS and anything na mga BAD ATTITUDE I like hu r vry gud.... (Huh? Who?)!!! "and if u want me to ur friend, jaz aDD me uP" (Bang! Bang!)

6) alexandra rose sobida
About Her: long hair, bolding eyes (Hmm... meaning?), red lips and long life (Amen!)
Who She Wants to Meet: a spiecial boy in my hole life forever and ever (Amen ulit!)

7) maria princesa
caption ng picture: "am i look good"
Affiliations: An roman catholic
Favorite TV Shows: OPHRA (Of-ra ba kamo?)
About Her: Me......... hmmmmmm ...... simpl! e and always happy....... . i know you've get it.......... . (Actually, hindi.)
wants to meet "somebody who has a sen se of humor and simple gets" (Simple gets. Maghanap ka ng ibang kausap, 'ne!)

8) lito
Companies: wa lang. im just in the class room seating on my chair and flerting with gurls....... (Tsk, tsk. Yur a beri bud boi ah!)
TV Shows: Whos line is that? (Nabitin sa title.) and teleseryes
About him: I am a 19 year old strait guy, and i love doing creative stuff and having fun.... entering personal relationships with girls and guys even gays is okey with me as long as they are mature and responsible enough to hundle a relationship. By the way!!! (Shet. Naninigaw siya!) before, I was against bisexual relationships en even sexual intercoarses (Papel de liha daw. Magaspang eh.) between same sexes, that was me before that memorable night happen to me when i was in 4th year highschool.. .. (Sus! Baka mabasa 'to ng mga magulang mo!)

Sa inyong pagbaybay sa kanyang fantasy land (aka friendster profile-"about me" section) kung maaari lamang po'y 'wag niyong kaligtaan bigyan ng pansin ang mga sumusunod:
boardmaits
permission to my parents
inerested
desided
leaking ("Licking" 'to actually.)
niples (Hala. Kulang. Baka 1 lang din ang kanya.)
stroakign (believe me, he meant "stroking.")
saterday
apartmen
doing our staff i realizes (I DEMAND A REFAND!!!) < /div>

9) lady biolente
caption ng picture: "it's meh,panget koh d2 bat kya!!! hehehe" (Hmm... bakit nga kaya?)
Occupation: collage student (Wow. BA Collage ba 'yan? Sana nag-fine arts ka na lang para diverse tapos major in collage!)
Movie: the ant (At starring sino naman kaya?)
About her: ahm.......about meeh!!!??? ATTITUDE? kind,suplada minsan.. pro most of da tym mabait meeeh..., makulit, lagi na nka-smyl ngaun... talented pa! i can dance. i can sing....i can fly basta ba my wings, eh...he!he!he! (Feeling langaw.) OUTLOOK? syempre magand a,noh! alangan nmn laitin k ang sarili koh...height koh? 5'3'' ASSET KOH? my legs sbi nila.... taken na meehh....... ...should I say yes!? (No. Utang na loob, paki intindi ng mga pinagsusulat niya.)

10) Geneveve
Occupation: business women (Marami siguro silang may-ari ng account na 'to.)
Affili ations: business
Hobbies: watcing tv (Watsing?)
About her: beutiful and honest
wants to meet... i want ta meet people is simple only (Good luck with that.)

11) christopher
Hobbies: lapping trip (Macho dancer in da house!) ; tambay; sound trip; gumala
My Looks: punkiztah (Eh talaga bang kailangan 'to?)

12) masaaki
Affiliations: Governor (Sa bagay, puwede nga namang he's affiliated with the governor... pero mali eh...! Maliiiiii!)
Hobbies and Interests: play guitar and to be band
About Him: cOoL... taLL.... sMarT.... & mO$t oF th! aT tRuth LovEr..... (As in "mahal ang katotohanan" o "true lover" ba dapat?) ha..ha...ha. ...ha.... .ha..... eVerythiNgs' trUth (Words of wisdom from Masaaki * Palakpakan *)

13) gummibear
About Me:"im kaRReL.. iM a giRL hu oLweZ waNa b HappY buT jSt cnT b! I cAn eiTHer b sEriouS oR siLLy... liBeraTed,,fuN. .no worrieS.. iM a prActiCal woMan n I eiTHer (Baka naman "I'd rather...") Lose mY heart dAN my bRaiNS.. (So which one DID you lose? Clue naman diyan...) it'S harD 2 piCk uP d piEceS oF my liFe..,, veRy comPlicaTed. . buT noT noW.. (Ano ba talaga? Complicated ba o hindi?) i dNt bLiV iN dEsTinY iM abouT reALiTy., uR liFE iS in uR hAnds//// so uR d 1 hu coMpLicaTe iT...." (No, no, no-YOU complicate it.)

14) maricel
Occupation: looking a job (Magandang career 'yan.)
Hobbies: dancing, chatting, reading book, outting outdoors (Outting outdoors... hmm. I wonder...)
Favorite Book: The Purpose Driven in life (Ito ba talaga ang title ng aklat na ito?)
M! usic: fashions (Maaari bang bigyang linaw ninyo kung anong nagaganap dito?)

15) Breeks
Favorite Music: stay w/ cushe, the day u said gudnyt w/ hale, kahit pa w/ hale again, specialy 4 u w/ MYMP, tell me y it herts (Eh ilang kilo Hertz ba iyan?) w/ MYMP again, love moves in mysteriuos ways w/ NINA ehehehe!!!!
About Me: im a person n siryoso pro happy ksm en i dont like sa mga pipol n plastik gus2 ko ung dldl ("Daldal" pala 'to. Akala ko naman kung ano...) pro my sen ce ung cnsabi en real... im sure n mag kksundo tyo!!! Practically (Baka "basically." ) i want pretty girls but honestly i like mostly girls who are nice to accompany (Escort service ba ang hanap niyo?) and not malandi ...waaaaah i hope i cud fyn special one !!! (Lord, ang sakit na talaga ng ulo ko.)

16) Anthony
Affiliations: hardcore serial killer/frustrated assassin, computer addict (Malamang "describe yourself" ang pagkakaintindi niya dito.)
Favorite Movie: Harry Potter all the movies that were already shown and including the one's that is still being made (Wow, advanced.)
Favorite Music: alternative, rock, mellow, pop, kahit ano basta hale o cueshe ( Aba , very seasoned ah.)
About Me: im just a person who sit's silently on one corner (Yeah. And stay there.)

17) -pRettY cAng-
Favorite Music: ACOUSTIC...reggea (Huh?)

"me?? im just a si mple girl... hmmm... sometimes im othistic" (Ayuneeeee! Ops, wala akong sinabi...! It came straight right out of the proverbial horse's mouth!)

"loves 2 eat but still sexy and i carry myself very well with the way I look and the way i dress." (Why don't we just take her word for it?)

"when it comes to my character, i reflect myself as a conforming one because i have tested myself of doing things which anticipated to be done." (Tissue, please. Dumudugo ang ilong ko.)

18) SheZzO GraniTy
Hometown: AurOrA wEr CrimE iS OrGaniZeD (Ingat dito mga kapatid.) En ThA RuLe 2 FoLLoW (Is what...?)
Schools: sTa.cLarA wEr pLenTy oF mUrdErEr OccUrS (Tandaan ang paaralang ito-'wag ie-enroll ang mga bata dito.)
Affiliations: ThuG BaLLa bAbY oF kArEn rOsE
About Me: i CamE FrOm a SmaLL TowN wEr oL ThA GenGsTerS- kiLLahZ- DruG DeaLahZ- YounG bLoOdS- LiVin aLonE AnD biG TyM SinDiCaTe ArE OcCurS (Ito pala ang nuknukan... Ano ba'ng number sa police station?)

19) -lil LiZ-:
"rOcKeRz!! n pUnKz!!!! ASTIG!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!" (Yeah. Sure.)

Affiliations: tEnNaGe LiFe!! (Double dead ito. Mali na, wrong spelling pa. Tsk.)
Favorite Movies: chukie 1 and 2 (Chukie? Malamang habulin ka talaga ng saksak ng manikang 'to dahil na-misspell mo yung pangalan niya.)

wants to meet "ANYONE. if ya want to know more just sen me a message!!" (Once again, no tenks.)

20) -'kEiXi'-
Hometown: nAVOetAst (In truth, NAVOTAS. Haaaay. Baketttttttttt? ????)
About Me: aqOuh?? (Hindi-ako daw...) .. cHimPle LAng.. bUT cAn maKE yUr hEAd tURn (Feel ko na nga mag-a la-Exorcist this far eh.) ,, *HoTcHiC**sEXy dAw..cHAvii nG mGAh fWEnDz qEw (Masyado kang nagpapaniwala. ...) .. sVi qEw nAMn.. mAdAnDa aqEw.. maArTE?/..sObra ** hiHi.. nDi mHEii mAarTE.. kAla nYOuh lAng yUn,, kSHi cHigURo .. yU fOUnd mE.. wEAriNg uNiqUe eAriNgs.. (So...?) USing mAkEuP.. oWeYs lOoKing mY fACe in tHE mirror.. mAarTE bAh yUN? (Hindi naman masyado)
who i want to meet: "xA aCcoUnt qEw..kHit cHiNU pwEde.. kHit ikA'y mUkhang .. tAtaNgAPEn kiTAh bsTAh bAH TEZti cOUh aAhh" (Yuneeeeeeee! !! Testimonial pala ang habol.)

21) PrEtty StEpS IV
Affiliations: vOLLeYBaLL pLaYeR, cOLLeGe sTuDeNt, pARt tiMe MoDeL (iN MAHdReaMZ) (Huy, gising!), ChEEr DanCER & UR fRiEnDLiEsT nEiGhBoR iN ToWn......!! !! ( Aba , waynat?!)

"I wud nEver faLL again fOr soMeOne he's hEad oVer heeLs wiTh (So you're into girls...?) iN Comes To A rELATIONShIP I am faiTHfuL aNd sweet I haTes aNd curSes pLayErs (Playaz beware!) I am eMoTioNaL, I lisTens to My mind buT I stiLL foLLows My heart (Gollum? Is this you?) someone U Can tRUsT On

THANK YOU FOR PATRONIZING MY FRIENDSTER ACCOUNT LOVE YOU ALL (Uy, artista. Love lots ba?)

22) -sTaY ovErLoaD-
Hometown: TaGuiG..ThE FLazE To bEE..MaHoGanY (Yes naman!)
Occupation: boniFiEd (na-Boni? Ano?) and cErTiFied HeavEn ringEr..aLpha MaN.. (Meaning...? )
Affiliations: aFiLL-FuLL and ThuguFuLL..ThEY r grEaT jusT 4 onE nigHT buT iM grEaT evErY nigHT!! (Something tells me that... nah... 'wag na lang. Think what you want.)

23) Jean
Companies: Schools (Puwede naman...)
Affiliations: Cristianity (Yun na!)
Who I Want to Meet: "be always respect the universal trademark clan within the highest organization" (Oh. My Gadddd. This could be the motherest of them all grand statements, don't you think?)

24) adora
Companies: companies of CUTE PERSON (Yeah. What. Ever.)
Favorite Movies: thombraider (Thom the Braider daw? Ano?)

"ME...a simple GOD creature (Right... Of course you are.) , a high climber (Feeling unggoy.) & aggressive person, i want a new clothes, books..... ( Aba . At may wishlist pa!) some of my other descriptions are---->friendly, jealousy, cute, honest..." (Just what exactly was he trying to do here again?)

"i love spaghetty" (Aaah... ako, spaghetti ang gusto ko.)

Who I Want to Meet: A CUTE PERSON..and i hate a person who has a BAD IMAGE like being ignored, finishing second, hand-me-downs, waiting, LIAR, forgetfullnes, haste, feeling ignorant, vulgarity, ugliness, being pressured, LOUD ARGUMENTS & MAKING PROMISES.. (May kaunting kaguluhan.)

25) giriz
Affiliations: Bsta Nilalang sa EarTh pro luv c God (Oh... And what do we have here?)

"i like" play badminton." (Me don't like.)

"My true name: Giriz Romanos" (At an o naman yung fake?)

"I was born: in Earth!!!" (Are you sure? Is that your final answer?)

"I dont juge the book by its cover I read it first" (Aminin nating may punto siya... pero BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA pa rin!)

26) ooohweeeh gUl
Ms. "beat mah sexxy ass if u fwakin can" (I won't even fwakin try! Man!!! WHAT does this mean???)
About Me: "im juss a simple gul wit very naughty attitudes that guys might like and love" (Guys, totoo ba 'to?)
Who I Want to Meet: "i want to meet different pips ho can carry dir self very and has strong personality" (Haaaaay.)

27) Bhabes
Affiliations: sana magkaroon ako ng boy friend n very gentleman, and caring person at igagalang k ng 22o. (Kami siguro, igagalang niya. Ikaw... sana rin.)
Favorite Books: ..."a dauther is a forever" (A what is forever??? Hala na...)
Favorite TV Shows: amanda show, spongebob disney, rush hour 2, parents trap, freacky Friday (Parang freacky freckles ang naisip ko dito...) basta ung nakakakilig na panoorin., ung mga tpong png lovers only.ung nkakakilig (Ay ewan ko sa'yo.)

28) Jha
Favorite Music: aLL e'M oF mUsIc As SoOn ThAt It's NoT iRrITaTe Me (YOU irritate me.)
About Me: !nSan3 Of NaTuRe: I liKe aLwAyS aN aDvEnTuRe & ThriLL iN mAh LiF3 i NeVer LoSt ThAt cOz, I'm The On3 who LoOk & FiNd FoR tHat B4 k!!! rYt nOw NOTHING!!! jUsT aN oRdInARy Mhe (But still insane of nature, quite obviously.)
Who I Want to Meet: who need to talk to someone. (Is this a question? Maybe YOU need to talk to someone-at sana magkaintindihan kayo.)

29) m E d Y FULL
Favorite Books: lovHisToRy Of My SeLf by: The one who es YOu!!!!! It's mE!! (Teka, nahulog ako sa upuan ko.)
About Me: "...i'm a simple person with a simple traits... dat's ol!" (Bow. I tenk you.)
Who I Want to Meet: "i want to meet ol of you, someone lyk you, whose fun to be with... of coarse... YOU"" (Ikaw-ikaw ang magaspang. Pareho kayo ni Contestant #8.)

30) Giselle
Hobbies: "im fun of texting ... im fun of dancin, sleeping, eating and singing and also fun of spending time with my frends" (Wow! What a FUN person you are! Ganito din ang fave books niya-"I'm fun of...")

"i want to make friends to all the pipol in the world!!! .... i want to meet pipol who is friendly and jam to be with!!" (Hayyyyy... Diyos na mahabagin!)

31) Gtonjethone
"Don't let my looks fool you! Im a EDUCATED FOOL w/ PARTIES, DISCO AND GAMES in my MIND!" (Uy! Gangsta's Paradise na combo meal! Sakto!)

"...Sometime i go further till 6 or 7am..." (Ano daw?)

"I want a long hair! (Isa lang ba talaga ang gusto mo?) So i can copy my sitmates answer w/out being seen by my teacher!" (Tsk, tsk. Principal's office na 'to.)

"I love ANEMI FANATICS like myself!" (Ang dapat sa'yo ay Hara Kiri.)

32) cOmWiZgiRL VII
"iM a siMpLe girL!prO mnSn rAkiZtA oUtfit aQ!" (Tsssssssss. Kayo ang nagpapababa ng kahulugan ng pagiging rocker.)

"Luk mtrAy at chUpLaDa dw cHAbi nG mGa kpitbhy nMin" (What's with the "ch-"? Geez.)

"d aQ mAartE!(pWerA LnG iF tiNO2pAk aQ!)" (At mukhang lagi kang tinotopak.)

wants to meet "ung mga nkanursing na uniform. (i duNnO y, maybE tHey nEat)" - (Yeah. Maybe.)

33) tEtHeN
Hobbies and Interests: cmPle Lng...bOys.. bOys...and bOys...bSta lOt oF boYs... (I leave it up to my discerning fellow readers to pass judgment on this one...)
Favorite Books: ..y U mAkE me fiL xo gAga Ba wiD yaH..!!!???! ! (Minumura na ba tayo?)

"dMIng KOng lAit sA mgA cHakA...wAhekS" (Hulaan mo kung kanino ako maraming lait... that's right!)

wants to meet someome "tO bE mY crYinG sHoulDer aNd mY stRenGht" (O, calling on all those na may crying shoulder...)

34) raceL
"its been a long time since i involved in a relationship" (I think I know why...) so pls hands off if ur just playing on me..." (Noli Me Tangere.) You can always here me sharing my opinions to others" (Here you? O baka there you? Ano ba?)

"During my past-time, i browse and browse internet..." (Adik ka!)

friends: "as long as we clicked each other's company...that' s fine with me" (Huh?)

"Some says I'm a masungit" (Ay. Dizz iz it, folks.)

35) kleeny (Hanep sa pangalan. Tamang-tama, sinisipon ako.)
Companies: Not Yet. (O 'wag daw muna! Atat ka eh.)
Favorite Books: All Books as long as there are sense about LOVE ( Sana ito ring sinabi mo na 'to may sense.)

"U will enjoy my company...I assure you 4 that" (Nako, girl! FOR THAT, featured ka dito!)

"I have a long curly Hair (Take note: isang kulot na buhok lang.) & my friends said that i have a cute Chinese eyes!!" (Naniningkit na ba kayo sa asar?)

"Want to Meet? Whoever, whatever as long as they are Good & Respected People (Politicians, perhaps?). I like a Persons who are Triple S stands for SIMPLE, SWEET & SINCERE..." (Tandaan sa darating na halalan!)

36) shanlee
Affiliations: socialization (Somebody-anybody, please start defining affiliations. Utang na loob.)

"easy to belong with specially to those people hu r nice too"

37) Maricar
Affiliations: cosmetics (This part has never ceased to amaze me.)
Hobbies and Interests: ...making friends globally (Hello, Ms Congeniality! )

"sometime I can't hide 'the child in me'." (Paki tago, please.)

"I firmly believe that 'The way to A Man's Heart is Through His Stomach' thats why i like winning my man by preparing him delicious and nutritious food." (Thank you, Dr Quack-Quack. )

Who I Want to Meet: I want him to be HIMSELF!!!!! (Sino daw? Buti 'di mo sinabing "I want to be HIMSELF!" Buti na lang talaga...)

38) jAcMuZiKaDiK- V
fave music: i DiG aLm0Zt oL KiNdZ gez m so versatile. (Uhh, yeah. Right.)

"im s0o0o0o0 REAL...thts foe meh!!" (Foe meeh, yoe not, dawg.)

"sounds COINCEITED but m not!!!" (May identity crisis ang COINCEITED na ito.)

"i dnt have d ASS( w/c most of d guyz dig n2)..." (Shet! Dig INTO?! Arayyyyyyyy! !!)

39) JeAn
"my friend call me roni for short bu! t to make it long call me roni-jean" (Pahabain pa ba natin ang usapan?)

she "can be please easily" & "know how to deal wth diff.type of person (even d tambay i can deal wth dem)" ( Aba , tignan niyo nga naman!)

"vulgar...i can say wt i wnt....even its not gud in ur ear..." (Now look what you've done! Kanina ilong lang... now my ears are bleeding too!!! Huhuhu!)

40) Collen May
"I am Ms. Personality and Ms. Congeniality (Ibig sabihin, hindi daw siya kagandahan.) daw with long black straight hair and morena. I am friendly in school (especially with the teachers- (Kailangan eh...ops! Hindi sipsip-friendship lang ito.) ) and even the alumni people!!! Kasi some of them are my neighbors."

"I love wearing and accesorizing clothes to make myself beautiful... :-) (Nag-work naman ba?) hello...joke lang po! They say i walk like a model or just pretending to walk like one but its the way i walk, really it's the truth and nothing but! (O ha?! O ha?!)"

41) Daryl
"me?? im ayl hndi mganda pro SEXY!hehehe. .! pangit pro MATALINO. Hndi kgandahan pro MABAIT..." (Ipinagdiinang pangit siya. What can I say?)

42) Aaron
"Ahhhhhhmmmmm! !!!! Just add me to your friend.... (Uhh... sige. Kanino mo gusto?) If you really wanna know about mee (No, I really don't.)!!!!!, but just an impression, im not gonna be what you expect" (Oh really? Try me.)

43) wilmar
"im a true freind that im willing to fight my friends (Panigurado, pala-away ang batang ito.) , sometimes she can be rude if you want to and she really hates plastic person (What did I miss? Who's "she?"). im prank very prank (You're a joke, that's for sure.) and if i hates i tell it to them para hinde nila masabi na im so beas." (Do you think he (or she-whatever) means "bias" here? Whatchuguystink? )

44) tThHaaALyN
Affiliations: meeting different ki nd of people...=> those people who I can easily asses myself with...=D (This is too much for my kokote.)
Hobbies and Interests: people who's fun to be with ! and interesting. .....have mood swings too...wen provoked!! im a different type of girl... not the one that u always encounter wid!! (Nadapa pa. Dinagdagan pa kasi ng "with" eh. Tsk, tsk.)

"want 2 mit?? well does people who's please to mit me 2!!!" (Sabog na ulo ko.)

45) Princess
Affiliations: im friendly and everything:) (Huhuhu... why, God???)

"im fund of music... ("Fund" naman ang drama nito, hindi na "fun" (see Contestant #30). Mukhang mayaman!) i want to... build a Europian school here in the Philippines " (Mayaman nga 'ata...)

Who I Want To Meet: "im open for all..." (Feeling Ministop.)

46) 'marlaX'
"mah hair s quite long a nd sleek wit a bang" (Medyo nahuli, pero happy new year pa rin!)

"i hv ds pierce on mah upper left ear" (On yawh uppah left eah ba? Tigazzzzz!)

"kaya pls lng wlang poporma at wag mgbalak manligaw dto!" (Hint, hint! Mag-reverse psychology ba?)

47) Jas
Motto: If there's a will, There's a will... (Haaay. Been there been that.)
Favorite Day: Everyday (Sa bagay, 7 lang naman ang araw sa isang lingo...)

J - jesus*
A - almighty*
S - savior*

* (What the...?!?!? Can't we just leave Jesus out of this? Geez...)

48) Arvie Jan
"ako ang nag-inspired kay Boy Abunda sa fassion." (Ows?)

"because relationship comes and go but friendship is forever!!! ininglish pa yun!!!" ( Aba . Proud pa siya.)

49) Joel
all of you are welcome in my friendster.. . even if you are a girl,boy,lesbian, gay,hunk, or naugthy...or either you are a bisexual or trisexual... (Wow. Lahat tanggap niya. Kamon let's join us!)

50) beware
"so kung feel mo akong maging friend, take the risk! face all the hardships and danger... hu knows? baka dun mo makita ang kasiyahan na hindi mo pa nadarama sa buhay mo.." (Hmm... do you think this is a threat?)