WOMAN 101.

A bicyclist was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky
clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you
have tried your best to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one
wish."

The bike rider pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
over anytime I want."The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of
the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to
reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly
exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire
for worldly things. Please take a little more time and think of something that would honor and
glorify me."

The bike rider thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I
wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside,
what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries,
what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make
a woman truly happy."


The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"


IS IT REALLY THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND A WOMAN? :D