Gotta KILL 'em all, JEJOMONS!

Maybe all of us are wondering how these people were given such popularity. These JEJOMONS are drastically giving us, "normal" people internal hemorrhage. So let me start this by defining this contagious word: JEJOMONS.


JEJOMONS- (n.)

1) Usually seen around social networking sites such as Friendster and Multiply, jejemons are individuals with low IQs who spread around their idiocy on the web by tYpFing LyK diZS jejejeje, making all people viewing their profile raise their eyebrows out of annoyance. Normal people like you and me must take a Bachelor of Arts in Jejetyping in order to understand said individuals, as deciphering their text would cause a lot of frustration and hair pulling.

CAUTION: THESE INDIVIDUALS ARE BREEDING! THEY CAN BE SEEN WRECKING GRAMMATICAL HAVOC ON FACEBOOK TOO!

2) Jejemons are not just confined to trying-hard Filipino gangsters and emos. A Jejemon can also include a variety of Latino-Hispanic **** who enjoy typing "jejejejeje" in a wider context, much to the disdain of their opponents in an internet MMORPG game such as Ragnarok and DOTA.

3) Basically anyone with a low tolerance in correct punctuation, syntax and grammar. Jejemons are usually hated or hunted down by Jejebusters or the grammar nazi to eradicate their grammatical ways.

On AIM or YM: A Normal conversation with a Jejomon.

miSzMaldiTahh111: EoW pFuOh!

You: Huh?

miszMaldiTahh111: i LLyK tO knOw moR3 bOut u, PwfoH. crE 2 t3ll mE yur N@me? jejejejeje!

You: You are a jejemon! Don't talk to me, you uneducated retard!

miszMaldiTahh111: T_T




SOURCE: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jejemon



Maybe you're wondering why we don't have any pictures of the members of this killer clan. Well people don't bother to take pictures of them. Their identities were hidden. Why? Don't bother to flaunt it! It will kill us all. By the way I was able to get a video of some kind of party of these freaks.

▬The Anti-Jeje Party (a political ad spoof) ▬

Click this link ▬ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smySNGKpabE



And if you want to experience the feeling of being a JEJOMONS, which I did and it made me confused of my being. I tried it with this phrase:


Normal:

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

JEJOMONS: Translated!

d quick BroWn~ f0x juMpz ovEr~ D lAZY D0g~


Just visit this site to experience the worst experience of your life.

▬http://kalokohan.guissmo.frih.net/jologs.php


WARNING: Do not mingle with these freaks! It can cause cancer! If they are bugging you, well debug them!