MELANICTIONARY: THE RETURN OF THE SCENE-QUEEN!

WARNING: This will feed your vocabulary starvation. So make sure you will take note of the terms. Some words can cause INTERNAL HEMORRHAGE.


▬Well, I want to spend my holidays with my family most probably out of place.

▬Why I will give my calling card, I'm not a call girl. (Her reply to a certain duke when the latter is asking for her calling card.)

▬Eto na po ang pinakamaligayang pasko at manigong taon sa inyong lahat. (During her acceptance speech at a Metro Filmfest awards night where her bioflick, directed by her late father Temyong Marquez, won an award.)

▬Period na talaga; wala nang exclamation point. (When asked on S-Files if her present husband, Adam Lawyer, is her Mr. Right)

▬And the base of my observation is... (showbiz stripped May 14 GMA Ch. 7)

▬At a talk show after her break-up with Derek Dee, Melanie was asked if she had some words for Derek’s mother (whom she partly blamed for the separation). "Oo nga," said Melanie, "pero i-English-in ko para maintindihan niya." She looked into the camera and, with the peremptoriness of royalty, said, "And to you, Mrs. Dee, I have two words for you. Ang labo mo!"

▬(When asked for a message to her daughter who was allegedly abused by their houseboy) Don't worry little angel, big angel is here.

▬(On what they should do to the houseboy who molested her daughter) He should be put behind bar.

▬(While waiting backstage during a noontime show after watching Nikki Valdez do her dance number) Nikki, you're so galing. You should go to the States. You will sell hotcakes!

▬(While she's in Morning Girls With Kris & Korina promoting her movie with Aleck Bovick) Please watch HIRAM starring Aleck Baldwin (referring to Aleck Bovick) and myself. It's DIRECTOR by Romy Suzara.

▬(After giving birth, and an interview on The Buzz) My answers have been prayered!

▬(To ex-flame Senator Lito Lapid) Hello...Huwag kang tumahol sa sarili mong bakuran noh! (In response to being misunderstood) You know, huwag kang tumahol like dogs.