KRIS AQUINO, Angel in Disguise!

Kris Aquino is really taklesa. Yesterday on The Buzz, again she showed her attitude of being taklesa. She is really funny when she and Boy Abunda interviewed actor Jake Cuenca. She said, she is the new Kris. It's like there is a Halo above her head. The new and renewed Kris Aquino. And she is really funny. When they asked Jake if they say I love you (referring to Melissa Ricks), then Jake answered it indirectly. So Kris told him, "Just answer Yes or No!" in a not so nice manner. And the she said, "Ayan sinasapian na naman ako ng lumang Kris". Nakakatawa talaga si Kris. Grabe siya! Then she interviewed Coco Martin. Ayun. Nakakatawa talaga yung pangyayaring yun. Hayy. I guess Kris should not leave the country. Yes sometimes she is obnoxious, but thats her personality. At dun siya sumikat. Hayaan nalang natin siya. She has many good intentions not just for celebrities but also for the common people. Right? At saka nakakatawa talaga siya. Sobra. And she will be back on SNN today. And on Kung Tayo'y Magkakalayo next Monday (24th of May). And she even said, "Mabubuhay na si Celine sa Monday. Surprise kung paano siya mabubuhay. Surprise!".

BATHROOM DANCE- MICHAEL V.

Lyrics:

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Oooh-ooh! O-O! O-O! O-O-O!

Napapa Bathroom Dance

A-A-Ayan na, La-la-Labas na

Gaga Malala, Para kong Old Man [x2]

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Merong nangyaring nakakainis,

May nakain yata ako na panis,

Himihilab [lab lab lab] Himihilab.

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Parang may tama nasira ang t’yan,

‘Wag niyo sabihin sakin’g ok lang yan,

Himihilab [lab lab lab] Himihilab.

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Parang na-impatso,

San kaya ang banyo,

Sirang-sira Sira ang Tyan.

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*Chorus*

Kagat ng labi namimilipit sa sakit,

Napapa-Bathroom dance,

Nagkandarapa sa pagmamadali ang tindi,

Napapa-Bathroom dance,

[Oooh-ooh! O-O! O-O! O-O-O!

Napapa Bathroom Dance, [x2]]

A-A-Ayan na, La-la-Labas na

Gaga Malala, Para kong Old Man

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Huwag kang humarang sa banyo inday,

baka sa urinal ako bumigay,

Humihilab [lab lab lab] Humihilab.

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Bwisit na biko na merong latik [hey!],

Kumukulo ngayon ang tyan ko lintik,

Humihilab [lab lab lab] Humihilab.

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Parang na-impatso,

San kaya ang banyo,

Sirang-sira Sira ang Tyan.

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[Repeat Chorus]

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Okoy, Ice cream, Candy, La-ing, Siopao, Beer, Gravy [x4]

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Kagat ng labi namimilipit,

Nagkandarapa sa pagmamadali,

Jeux tot lang yon pero parang hindi,

Jeux tot lang ba ay nakakadiri,

[ay nakakadiri! x2, para kong old man! x2],

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[Repeat Chorus]


Michael V. is awesome. WALANG KUPAS! Kami ng mama ko tawa ng tawa kagabi. Sobrang galeeeng! I love Michael V. YEY!

Carson of PBB, unleashed!

WHATDA?! NICE ARMPIT! AMPUTEE!

SEPIA MODE! PANG PORNO!

The Truth About Tricia Santos .

Kabarkada ko si Pat A.K.A. Tricia, I’m from Ateneo de Davao and batchmates kami.

Yes she’s only 14. We’ve been friends for years, but nung 2nd… year kami, I started to go away. She’s influencing me to drink, go partying all night with college boys na hindi nga namin kilala. Maniwala kayo ohindi. Yes totoo, she’s pretty, talented, she can dance, she’s goodin playing volleyball. dami naming pinagdaanan niyan kaya kilalangkilala ko na yan, hindi yan MAHINAHON MAG SALITA ;D hindi nga Triciatawag diyan eh. Hindi ko siya sinisiraan, sinasabi ko lang. Kasi foryears na nagkakilala kami, hinding hindi ko narinig tumulong yan salolo niya for charity work ;D ;D ;D Acctually before siya sumali ngPBB, Nagsinabunutan sila ng Mom niya ng buhok, si Tita frida, dahilpinipilit niya itong payagan siyang sumali, eh BAGSAK BAGSAK SI TRICIA,Magsusummer class dapat siya for Mmath. Andun ang isa pa naminkabarkada sa bahay nila nung nanyari yun. SUWAIL na anak Nung unanga kaya siya lumapit sa barkada namin, dahil wala na siyang kaibigan,Lahat sa school ayaw sa kanya. Eh pano, suwail talaga. Sumasagot sa mgaguro, hindi marunong rumespeto.

Source: http://www.candymag.com/teentalk/index.php?topic=193440.75

ROBIN on WOWOWEE!

We are all aware of what happened between Willie and Jobert, and for many days now, Willie haven't seen on the noontime show. And now, ABS-CBN advised that they will have a temporary replacement of the said host (Will). Guess who? It's Robin Padilla. IDOL!. I'm sure that will bring a new flavor to the show. But ofcoarse I hope that everything between Will and Jobert will be fix in time. But for the mean time, Robin will take over for a week. I'm so excited. Goodluck Binoy! :D

Party Pilipinas! FAILURE!

SOP now changed to Party Pilipinas, or Party Kamuning as referred by my friends, wasn't that successful. The show is boring, dull and do not even entertain us. Sorry but we are saying the truth. Its as if the dancers haven't had their regular practice, the hosts are not even cheering the performers compared with ASAP^XV. But we appreciate that they are going to different locations. The good side of PP is that they changed their director. I would not mention his name. Don't force me. STOPPP! Ok fine! LOUIE IGNACIO. Not a fan of him. NEVAR! His ideas are not that appealing to the viewers. WALANG DATING baga! No offense. These opinions are not just from me, but from my friends also. I hope Party Pilipinas will change everything. LMAO! What I mean, they should work hard and show the people of the Philippines, that it can stand by its name, PARTY PILIPINAS. Goodluck.