May Bakla sa Pulis?

Wow. Proud to be a PULIS.



Aanhin mo pa nga naman ang damo kung siya ang KABAYO?! WHEW! LOL.

Diyosa ng Kagandahan!

"Nakaligo kana ba sa dagat ng basura... o ito ang mukhang basura?!"

 May asim pa daw siya kahit sa edad niya. MY GULLY! Hahaha. Tignan mo naman ang bulaklak sa tenga niya. KATAKOT! Pero take note pantay ang blush on niya. Parang binugbog ng sampong bakal boys sa kanto. ROAR! May hawak pala siyang wand. Hehe. Oh I mean flower. Hahaha. Flower girl? Hehehe. :) Katawa talaga to. OVER!

VIDEO: Bieber walks into door

Justin Bieber slams the glass door. I dont know, maybe hishair saved his head. This is really funny. Click on the link below so you could see the video.


VIDEO: Bieber walks into door

Pinoy Knock Knock Jokes

►Cashew Nut.

Don’t tell me you’re sorry Cashew Nut. ~ ( Take A Bow )


►Ginabing Kokey.
Just dance, ginabing kokey. Dadoodoom. ( Just Dance )


►Come back to me.


Come back to me bok ang puso.
Wala ka ng magagawa kundi sundin ito. ( Kapag Tumibok ang Puso )


►Kangkong, Kangkong, Greenwich, Tomato.


New York..kangkong, kangkong, greenwich, tomato.
Now you’re in New York! New York! ( Empire State of Mind )


►Sinigang.

Sinigaaang! Sandal ka lang. At wag mong pipigilan.~ ( Sandalan )


►Solusyon.

Solusyon, sa Visayas, at sa Mindanao! ( Wowowee )


►Civil War.

Civil war ang tunay na mahirap.
Civil war ang tunay na may malasakit. ( Manny Villar Political Jingle )


►Inday.

Indaaaaaay will always love you. ( I will always Love You )



►Phone na Nokia.

Phone na Nokia, di sinasadya.
Di kayang magtapat ang puso ko. ( Paano na Kaya )


►Kamuning.

Kamuning get me, get me, get me.
Baby i’m yours. Kaamuning get me. ( Get Me )


►Russian Patay.
Wise men say, only fools Russian,
patay can’t help, fallin in love with you. ( Cant help Fallin in Love )


►Terminal.

Terminal..
every now and then i get a little bit lonely.. ( Total Eclipse of the Heart )


►Alfred.

Alfred my wings and i learned how to fly.. ( Breakaway )


►Bumili ng bagong folding bed.

Bumili ng bagong folding bed, Mad at You! ( Mad )


►Pikachu.

No, I don’t wanna go to bed (pikachu). ( Mad )



►River boat.

River boat young when I first saw you. I close my eyes. ( Love Story )


►Lady Gaga.

Kung Lady Gaga ka.. sa piling ng iba.. ( Kung Liligaya Ka )


►Para, Mamang Taxi.

I’m your biggest fan,
I’ll follow you until you love me.
Para, mamang taxi. ( PAPARAZZI )


►Nido, Gatas.

I Nido boo, gatas see you boo..
and the hearts all over the world tonight.
said the hearts all over the world tonight. ( With You )


►I-autoload mo ako. How much? Magkano?

Nothing’s gonna change my love for you,
i-autoload mo ko. how much? magkano?

( Nothing’s gonna change my love for you )


►Soon to Open: Pan de Manila.

Uno, dos, tres, soon to open Pan de Manila.



►Pritong Saba, Pritong Mani, Sinigang, Kare-kare.


Pritong saba, pritong mani, sinigang, kare-kare. Hallelu— Hallelujah.



►Kabag Again.


Now i’m speechless, over the edge of this breathless. I never thought that I would catch this, the kabag again. ( Lovebug )


►Melon, Kangkong, Mais, Gulaman, Talong.

Melon kangkang mais gulaman. Maari bang mag-talong? ( Nandito Ako )



►Kinurot ko. Kinurut-kurot ko pa.


Kinurot ko. Kinurut-kurot ko pa.
(intro - always be my baby - mariah)


►The Hill and Cow.

The hill and cow ang sigaw ng puso ko.
Ikaw ang nasa isip ko. ( Dahil Ikaw )


►Honda.

Honda first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me.
( 12 days of Christmas )


►Honda ulit!


Honda wings of love!
Up and above the clouds the only way to fly,
is Honda Wings of Love. ( On the Wings of Love )


►Pacquiao.

But it’s over now. Come on and take Pacquiaooo ( Take A Bow )


►Lasengga.

All lasengga ladies. All lasengga ladies.
Put your hands up! ( Single Ladies )



►BDO.

Watch me on your BDO Phone. BDO phone. ( Videophone )



►Dina Bonnevie, Gary V.

Dina Bonnevie my lover, Gary V with my friends. ( Wannabe )


►Lactum.

I Lactum move it move it!


►Pulis may wang-wang.

Pulis may wang-wang-wang!
Shorty fire burning on the dance floor. Ooh~


►Tuna Pie. Tuna limit, tuna wall.

Tuna pie, tuna limit, tuna wall~ for a chance to be with you i’d rather risk it all. Tuna pie, tuna fever come what may! ~ ( Through the fire )


►China.


Chinaaa~ ika’y muling makita ko.
Damhin ang tibok ng puso mo. ( Sana )


►Mighty Mouse.


Mighty mouse outside Chicago.
Can’t stop driving I don’t know why~ ( Someday Well know )


►Coca Cola.

Coca cola lang sana ang iyong minahal,
di ka na muling mag-iisa. ( Kung ako nalang sana )



►Little Manuel.

I’m not crazy, I’m just a little manuel. I know, right know you can’t tell.



►Lesbians.

So lesbians, lesbians for love.
Lesbians, lesbians tonight! ( Last Dance )


►MOA.

Girl you know MOAAA, girl you know MOAAA. (birthday sex)


►Thesis.

Thesis the moment, my final test. ( This is the Moment )


►Cheesy palaman sa tasty.

No he ca’t read my poker face (cheesy-palaman-sa-tasty).
popopoker face popopoker face. ( Pokerface )


►New Zealand.

New Zealand ka sa mundong ito.
Laking tuwa ng magulang mo. ( Anak )



►Joana.

I joana close my eyes! I joanna fall asleep.
( I dont wanna miss a thing )

APARTMENT's PERFORMANCE ( PBB TEEN CLASH 2010 )

Bret- AMAZING! CUTE! GREAT!
JENNY- CUTE! The piano loves her! WHEW!
JAMES- NO WORDS CAN DESCRIBE YOU!
CARSON- I'M HAPPY YOU'RE VOTED OUT!

Buy one now! GLEE!

Glee: The Music, Volume 3 Showstoppers (Deluxe)

Grab a copy of this Volume now! I love it! :D

Doodle with PACMAN!

It's the 30th Birthday of Pacman! HAPPY BIRTHDAY PACMAN! Not referring to Manny Pacquaio though. But wait there's a catch, Google has put up a fully playable Pac-Man level right in its image. At first it looks like a regular doodle, but if you wait for a few moments, it "unfreezes" and becomes fully playable, retro sounds and all!

ENJOY!