JOKES TO PONDER: SUPER PART 1!

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MELANIE MARQUEZ
*During an interview with Inday Badiday.
Inday Badiday: "Paano ka nag-susurvive sa mga trials mo?"

Melanie Marquez: "Alam mo ate Ludz, you know, when you are alone, you really have to step your foot...ah , forward!"


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SNOOKY
*Answering a question from the See-True Panel.
Snooky: "Ano kasi , she is, I mean she was, kasi past tense na nga pala..."


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BB. PILIPINAS PILIPINAS CIRCA '70s
Eddie Mercado: "Of the three titles at stake, which would you want to win?"

Finalist: "I want to win the Bb. Pilipinas Universe because it would be an honor to represent the Philippines in the whole Universe!"


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ALMA MORENO
*Wrapping up a conversation with guest Joey Albert during her show Rated A.
Alma: "So Joey, paki ulit muli yung concert mo sa University of Belt."


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MYRA MANIBOG
Joe Quirino: "Sharon, are you familiar with the current problems we have in the film industry?"

Sharon: "Sorry, Tito Joe, I'm afraid not."

JQ: "What about you Myra, what can you say?"

Myra Manibog: "Naku Tito Joe, I'm afraid also!"


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MISS GAY PHILIPPINES CONTESTANT #1
Joey de Leon: "How are you?"

Miss Gay Philippines contestant: "How are you too!"


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MELANIE MARQUEZ MISS INTERNATIONAL 1978
Eddie Mercado: "Angie Dickinson has insured her legs for a million dollars, would you also do the same?"

Melanie Marquez: "NO, of course no, because I am proud and contented with my long legged."
(With this answer, she bagged the crown and eventually won the Miss International in 1978.)


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ATOY CO
Joe Cantada : "So Atoy, what are your prospects now, mukhang makakayanan kayo ng Toyota this coming semi-finals round..."

Atoy Co : "Well Joe, the ball is around!"
(Naghanap tuloy ng bola si Joe.)


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ARNIE TUADLES
PBA anchor : So sino sa tingin mo Arnie ang may appeal sa iyong artista natin?

Arnie Tuadles (SLN): Si JEN siyempre!

PBA Anchor: Sinong Jen?

Arnie Tuadles: Si JEN SABURIT.


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KUYA GERMS
*During Tom Babauta's guesting on Germspesyal
Kuya Germs: "Do you love Philippines?"

Tom Babauta: "Yes Kuya Germs."

Kuya Germs: "Have you made love to a Filipina?"


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LYDIA DE VEGA
*Interview after winning against PT Usha of India for the Century Dash in 1984 Asian Games.
Reporter: "What happened Lydia, mukhang bumanat ka sa ending."

Lydia: "Oo nga, mabilis siya, but you know, I ran and I fast!"


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